Dec 12, 2014

A Greeting for The Season

To All My Democrat Family and Friends:

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2015 but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great. Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country, nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere . Also, this wish is made without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wish.


To My Republican Family and Friends:

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!



11 comments:

  1. Oh, that was clever :) Merry Christmas and a very Joyous New Year to you, too!

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  2. Too cute! and a lot of truths in this Christmas greeting :)

    betty

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  3. May you and yours have a beautiful and blessed Christmas, dear Tori :) Hugs to you!

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  4. Anonymous7:14 PM

    I just giggled! Love it....can I steal it?

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    1. You are more than welcome to it. Its not original to me.

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  5. This was so amusing! See, it's a lot of work to be politically correct!

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  6. Haha! Good one! :) Merry Christmas to you, too.

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  7. Lol Funny! One question...you have 2009 on there, was that intentional or accidental?

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    1. Tammy, the truth is that this is a repost from my blog from back in 2009. Dont know how i didnt see that. Thanks!

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  8. :) You are so precious! I love this...and I'm wishing you a Merry Christmas right back!

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