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To all my Friends!

Season's Greetings!


To All My Democrat Family and Friends:
Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2009, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great. Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country, nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere . Also, this wish is made without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wish.


To My Republican Family and Friends:
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!

18 comments:

  1. Hilarious! And sadly, very accurate!

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  2. That is how Republicans save, both on words, time, and budget. However, I guess that most Americans think that we need to over talk, waste time, and over spend. Oh well, Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to you and yours as well.

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  3. How funny! :)
    Merry Christmas to you too! :)

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  4. *LOL*
    That's cute!

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  5. Ha ha ha ha ha ha! Go get 'em Tori! that was my type of post! Funny funny and too sadly true. Wonder if next year we will be jailed for saying Merry Christmas?!

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  6. Dear Tori, Thank you and Merry Christmas to you and your and may your New Year be one of many blessings and much happiness.

    The other was very funny. I am glad that I am not a friend as such. connie from Texas

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  7. LOL! Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to you too. I'm glad I'm short and simple.

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  8. Sooo funny! LOVE it. I am definately passing this on. We live in a very democratic area.

    Merry Christmas!

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  9. Now that was worth breaking the bloggy silence. LOL

    You're so funny.

    ~Kristi

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  10. Great post, Tori! I may have to use this... is that ok?

    Tobitha

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  11. Ha!ha!That's great!
    Merry Christmas!

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  12. ROFL!! Thats really funny!

    Merry Christmas!

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  13. I liked this so much I saved it and posted it. I forgot where I had seen it!
    Merry Christmas!

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  14. YAHOOO halarious

    I am passing this on as well!!!!

    MERRY CHRISTMAS TORI!

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  15. Oh...too funny :) Love it!

    Hope your Christmas was a wonderful one!

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