Sep 18, 2006

MIA

Wow, have I ever been missing in action!! Things are sure jumping around here now. We're less than 2 months from fulough and we have something big every week until departure. Man I'm tired just thinking about it.

I'm sitting here waiting for another missionary family from Romania to arrive, as soon as they arrive we are headed for the coast for a little mini-vacation. We made plans a while back and then it just snuck up on us, so it's here. The suit cases are packed, we're making sandwhiches for the trip and waiting... I'm make sure to take lots of pictures to share, Croatia truely is one of the most beautiful places in Europe, but I'm a little partial. :0)

Have a wonderful week Y'all!!!!

Greatest Software Ever!

Prevents user from going to Hell!!


Jesus 1.0


I am writing because of questions from people regarding installation of the latest version of the popular program Jesus 1.0 (also available as Yeshua 1.0). It seems that installation of Jesus 1.0 eventually leads to several conflicts with other programs you may be running and may even require certain upgrades and utility programs.


Jesus 1.0 usually installs easily enough. The program has been around for years and was written so well that it has never needed to be upgraded.


It runs on the oldest of machines as well as on the fanciest of operating systems running at blazing speed. System requirements are minimal.


Jesus 1.0 requires virtually no RAM initially and is self installing. The evaluation copy and full version are available free of charge despite reportedly enormous development costs.
Problems arise however as you use the program. Jesus 1.0 runs in the background and does a systematic evaluation of all programs, utilities, and games on your system. For example Jesus 1.0 does not run well at all with Religion 1.0 and higher or Hate 1.0. There are extreme conflicts with these and other programs that are unresolvable. Jesus 1.0 also evaluates network connections that may be dangerous. Jesus 1.0 uses pop-up windows to suggest better utilization of disc space by deleting old programs and routines as well as severing dangerous network connections. This is actually very helpful and responding Yes' will result in extremely efficient and productive use of your system.


When installing Jesus 1.0 you should be aware that when a pop-up window makes a suggestion to remove a program or routine, there is no choice on the pop-up to say: "Do not show this warning again." Some feel this is a flaw in the system because they cannot remove these persistent warnings. The warnings actually become more urgent such as: "Continued use of Program XYZ or Game ABC may result in a Fatal Error or Permanent Damage to Your System".(NOTE: Jesus 1.0 does not uninstall easily, if at all. Software engineers debate ad nauseam whether this is even possible.)


Removing old programs at the suggestion of Jesus 1.0 can be difficult so we recommend a powerful utility program called HolySpirit 1.0. HS 1.0 is capable of removing any old program that is in conflict with the smooth operation of Jesus 1.0, while also sweeping for viruses. HS 1.0 is actually a utility that comes with Jesus 1.0, but often needs to be installed or unzipped (though some report that it self-installs automatically).


HS 1.0 can be a bit of a memory hog and is a little unpredictable. It can even make the system appear unstable for brief periods of time. HS 1.0 wipes out old programs, defragments your hard drive automatically and even increases hard disk space and available RAM. HS 1.0 makes Jesus 1.0 run at lightning speed on any operating system and debugs your communications software. HS 1.0 also has utilities that read and write in any language when necessary. It is really quite marvelous and runs as a memory resident program.


We have found that HS 1.0 runs best in conjunction with any of the popular HiSWord software programs available from Yahweh. HiSWord is an extensive online manual that also automatically repairs broken files, clusters and strings of data. HiSWord is only available in KJV, is in public domain and is quite commonly available at modest cost.. The NAS, NIV, etc., have been determined to be very poor and unreliable substitutes for the King James. They have been known to totally destroy users via unquenchable fire.


You also may have heard that there is a powerful utility command available in Jesus 1.0 called Repent.exe. Repent.exe does not install as a shortcut. The command causes an intensive reworking of your entire system somewhat like a soft reformat. All illegal and pirated programs are deleted, sleeping viruses are purged and all software is updated. Repent.exe is an extreme command that causes an evaluation and virtual rewrite of your system, item by item, but the results are terrific. Some report a screen warning with Repent.exe that says: "This Will Take Considerable Time-- Do You Want to Continue?"


In fact, there are normally several warnings before the Repent.exe command is implemented such as: "Are You Sure You Want To Repent.exe?", "The Repent.exe Command Will Result In Total System Re-Write", "An Undetermined Number of Files Will Be Lost", and a strange one that says "The Axe is Already At the Root of the Trees--John". Don't let this alarm you. Clicking Yes' at all prompts may result in what appears to be a system shutdown, but others report quick results and a reboot. It can be a scary experience, but we have never heard of the Repent.exe command resulting in a permanent crash.


To the contrary, the command generally results in maximum system efficiency and function. Bottom line, we view the Jesus 1.0 is an essential program which we highly recommend especially with use of HS 1.0 and HiSWord 1.0.


Hope this is helpful.


Instructions on how to install Jesus 1.0 (Yeshua 1.0)
1.. Log on with God. (PRAY)
2.. CONFESS - "My system is corrupt and I need you. I confess my sin. Save me."
3.. INSTALL - "Lord Jesus, I need You. Write Yourself onto the tablet of my heart and mind and never leave me. Re-write me and restore me."


Detailed instructions for installing Jesus 1.0
The Roman's Road to Heaven
In one minute I can explain to you how you can know for sure that if you died today you would go to Heaven.

All you have to know are 4 things.

1] Man is a sinner. Romans 3:10 As it is written, There is none righteous, no, not one: Romans 3:23 For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God;

2] There is a price on sin, eternal death. Romans 6:23 For the wages of sin is death; Romans 5:12 Wherefore, as by one man sin entered into the world, and death by sin; and so death passed upon all men, for that all have sinned:

3] Jesus paid that price on the cross. Romans 5:8 But God commendeth his love toward us, in that, while we were yet sinners, Christ died for us.

4] By faith in Christ we can be saved. Romans 10:13 For whosoever shall call upon the name of the Lord shall be saved.



HERE IS HOW YOU CALL UPON THE LORD

Do you admit that you are a sinner?

Do you believe Jesus is the Son of God?

If you are sorry for your sins and would like for God to save your soul, just ask Him.

Dear Jesus,
Please forgive me of my sins. I trust you today, JESUS, and only You, to take me to HEAVEN when I die. Thank you for saving me.
Amen.

Just as you were born to your parents, you were born into the Kingdom of God when you called on Jesus!
Special thanks to Baptist City for this great thinggy. :0)

Sep 11, 2006

Jesus Loves Me This I Know

For those of us blessed with many years. :0)

Jesus loves me this I know
Though my hair is white as snow
Though my sight is growing dim
Still He bids me to trust in Him

Chourus

Though my steps are oh so slow
With my hand in His I'll go
On through life, let come what may
He'll be there to lead the way.

Chourus

When the nights are dark and long
In my heart He puts a song
Telling me in words so clear
"Have no fear for I am near"

Chourus

When my work on earth is done
And life's vic'ries have been won
He will take me home above
Than I'll understand His love

Chourus

I love Jesus, does he know?
Have I ever told him so?
Jesus loves to hear me say
That I love Him every day

Happy Monday Y'all!!

Sep 10, 2006

Hey Y'all!!

Wow has life every been busy. We've been busily getting ready for the rainy season so to speak. With things about to start hopping we have some things that have to be done now.

With furlough coming up Johnny and I have decided to make our own presentation this time, a totally new thing for us, but it's coming along. We were wanting a DVD presentation with video and all and finally after weeks I think we're gonna make it. I'm so excited! :0)

Well Autumn is almost here and I can't wait. Hey it's m favorite time of the year. I can't wait for the trees to change there outfits for the new season, I love the Autumn colors and the romantic feel in the air. Wow you can really see God's hand in nature when the seasons turn.

Well I'm off to finish dressing for church and to make sure my kids have their shirts tucked in, pants on right side out and hair brushed, I'm sure you understand!!

Sep 4, 2006

Monday's Weigh-in


Just wanted to quickly post today's weigh-in and no I'm not bragging! Just sharing some JOY! I weighed in today 5.7 lbs lighter than last week! Wow and I'm excited.

Crocodile Hunter Steve Irwin killed

BRISBANE, Australia - Steve Irwin, the hugely popular Australian television personality and environmentalist known as the "Crocodile Hunter," was killed Monday by a stingray during a diving expedition. He was 44.


Okay, I know this has no bearing on life or the Bible but my kids will be so sad when they hear this. They really like this guy, or liked him. Can't help thinking he was lost, how sad! Hope someone got to him with the Gospel but more than likely not.

Sep 1, 2006

Just Life in General

Hey all!! So things are about the same here. I've been doing some packing and some cleaning. Oh home officially has no stored items whatsoever outside of the kitchen and bathroom. We've been packing up no essentials and moving them to the national's attic. It's nice to have empty closets! :0)


Our busy season is about to start. As you know we're headed for furlough in 2.5 months, and yes I'm counting down. So mid-November we fly out but until then we have a full docket.
We have a missionary family from Romania coming in 3 weeks to see Croatia then a week after they leave we have a family of 6 coming for a survey trip. A week after they leave we have a very nice man from our home church in Texas coming for a missions trip, then after he leaves we have the ordination of the national pastor. Whew, let me catch my breath and calm myself before I panic!!! So after the ordination we have a special guest speaker coming for a 1 night service and while all this is happening we are in our annual Fall campaign at church. So what does this all mean???? Oh I don't know, I just thought I would share my panic with you!! :0)


My kids are getting so excited about seeing the grands when we get to the states. They are Mammy and Papaw kids. They adore their grandparents and with good reason. Oh yea and they have a new cousin Madison that is also there and they are looking forward to that.


What am I looking forward too, you ask; WAL-MART!!! I am so looking forward to going to Wal-mart, and no I'm not kidding. Do you know how cool that place is??? Really, you know why Europe is so far behind America??? No Wal-mart! Yep that's it, really I'm thinking that's the cure for all these third world countries. Oh okay, yea I know Jesus is what they need, but I'm thinking Wal-mart is up there on the list somewhere. I'm just kidding.


We've officially started school and you know what I was wondering??? Where did summer go?
This year I have a high schooler!!! Oh my, am I really that old??? YEA!
I have a 9th grader, a 6th grader and a 4th grader. We're doing Switched in Schoolhouse this year. We have used it for 3 years now and I love it. We do supplement with Saxon math, I really love Saxon.


Anyhoo, this is what's going on here. I am planning to make Hannah two skirts today, she is outgrowing everything she owns. She is defiantly going to be bigger than me. ;0)


Oh yea is it feeling like Fall there??? It is here, it's actually jacket weather and I love it. I love crisp mornings, sweaters, hot cocoa, the smell of the heater when it's turned on for the first time, and cuddling under quilts. I just love the fall.


Have a wonderful day y'all!!